dynasty conversation are HELLA BOMB.

oX PerKy ONe Xo : hey gangster.
QUARME1 : rawr
oX PerKy ONe Xo : yeh i know. the dinosaurs. they're everywhere.
QUARME1 :exactly
QUARME1 : lol
QUARME1 : finally someone who understands!
oX PerKy ONe Xo :  pretty much.
oX PerKy ONe Xo :  i'm not gonna lie. theres a gnarly triceratops outside my window. &i think he wants my oreos.
QUARME1 :lol
QUARME1 : i just killed a pterodactyle cuz he threatened to eat my pillow
QUARME1 :i hit him with a microscope...
oX PerKy ONe Xo : wow that's crazy.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : a damn trex got his hand caught in my window this morning ..
oX PerKy ONe Xo : i felt really bad for him so i shared my hot pocket with him.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : he didn't like my iced tea though.
QUARME1 : this stupid raptor was hitting on my mom.
QUARME1 : hah.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : those damn raptors.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : &its not like he even likes your mom ..he reall just wants to eat her.
QUARME1 : i kno, my dad was so pissed he threw a giant comet at him.
QUARME1 : i guess my dads jesus
QUARME1 : lol
oX PerKy ONe Xo : that might explain why i haven't seen any raptors in my neck of the woods.
oX PerKy ONe Xo :whoa. that's intense.
QUARME1 : lol
oX PerKy ONe Xo : is he taking my title ? should we start calling him natasha ?
QUARME1 : i know
QUARME1 : rofl
QUARME1 : no no, your god...
QUARME1 : i'm jesus, its been that way
QUARME1 : my dad wants my title...
oX PerKy ONe Xo : oooh alright.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : glad we cleared that up.
QUARME1 : i'm gonna have tpo put the hurt on him...
oX PerKy ONe Xo :i mean i don't want to stop like .caring for the earth &let it die cuz i think the titles been taken away.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : then EVERYone would be mad.
oX PerKy ONe Xo :but then there'd be like ..no one ..to be mad at me really ..
oX PerKy ONe Xo : so i guess i just don't want to be lonely.
QUARME1 : dont worry, you have the dynasty
oX PerKy ONe Xo : thats true. dynasty can't die.
QUARME1 : we'll punch everyone in he...uhm...medula oblangada...
QUARME1 : lol
QUARME1 : indeed
oX PerKy ONe Xo : are those in people now ? i thought those were only in crocodiles ?
oX PerKy ONe Xo : ooh well. since i'm god i'm pretty sure anything i say goes.
QUARME1 : so now 1=1=fish
QUARME1 : 1+1=fish*
oX PerKy ONe Xo : first things first. bryce; no longer has a penis. he's got nothing.
QUARME1 : loll
oX PerKy ONe Xo : yeh that's about right.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : i could see how 1 &1 make a fish.
oX PerKy ONe Xo : good job jesus.
QUARME1 : thanks
oX PerKy ONe Xo : you're on your way to the top.

oX PerKy ONe Xo : OOH so i almost got hit by a car this morning
oX PerKy ONe Xo : hah.
QUARME1 : o.0
QUARME1 : wtf?
oX PerKy ONe Xo : so like in my neighborhood, theres this huge like neighborhood wide garage sale going on. &well i felt like going for a stroll this morning. so i'm walking along the sidewalk glancing at all the garage sales, &then this crazy bitch in a mini van was like ALKSDJFAL;KSJDFAJ MUST GET OTHERS PEOPLES JUNK !!! GARAGE SALE LAKJSDF;LKJASDF ! &she almost ran my ass over.
QUARME1 : rofl
QUARME1 : i mean...
QUARME1 : aww
oX PerKy ONe Xo : haha it was great. like diving-in-the-bushes, crazy bitch foaming-at-the-mouth great.

to be continued ..

again ..with us being he raddest.

oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:05:34 AM): Fallen Angels: The fallen angel tattoos usually depict a beautiful angel with a bloody sword in her hand. Others depict torn or injured wings. These tattoos generally use a darker and heavier ink to create the designs. These tattoos are very popular among the Goths, bikers and the devotees of Satan and the dark arts.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:05:54 AM): grrrrrreat ..he's stanaic.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:05:57 AM): satanic.
Brattiegurl33 (12:06:31 AM): HAHA
Brattiegurl33 (12:06:36 AM): sweeeeet. not.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:06:47 AM): lets exorcise him
Brattiegurl33 (12:11:24 AM): haha i'll get the holy water
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:11:29 AM): good
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:11:44 AM): i'll get the goat sacrifice
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:11:47 AM): OOH WAIT.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:11:50 AM): wrong religion.
Brattiegurl33 (12:11:55 AM): communion wine ? 
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:11:59 AM): indeed
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:12:02 AM): &the cracker
Brattiegurl33 (12:12:14 AM): i'll raid the chapel tonight,,
Brattiegurl33 (12:12:21 AM): All of them..
Brattiegurl33 (12:12:34 AM): this is a Huge problem so we need LOTS of supplies
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:13:24 AM): alright good
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:13:28 AM): i'll go find a virgin
Brattiegurl33 (12:13:48 AM): mmmk..
Brattiegurl33 (12:13:52 AM): a pregnant one
Brattiegurl33 (12:14:07 AM): with some hallucinations of seing an angel
Brattiegurl33 (12:15:02 AM): *seeing
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:15:41 AM): indeed
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:15:47 AM): hmm ..i guess we'll also need a manger ..
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:15:57 AM): &three wise men ..
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:16:04 AM): or atleast ..slightly knowledgable ones.
Brattiegurl33 (12:16:09 AM): with the gifts of old
Brattiegurl33 (12:16:15 AM): yeh yeh
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:16:20 AM): we also need someone who can freakin speak tongues.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:16:27 AM): we gotta do this right.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:16:37 AM): its very important that we save him from his satanic ways.
Brattiegurl33 (12:16:50 AM): YES!
Brattiegurl33 (12:17:01 AM): or we could just do the boring thing..
Brattiegurl33 (12:17:09 AM): but when do we ever do that!?
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:17:15 AM): yeh no joke.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:17:21 AM): we're the freakin tasi/ha's
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:17:30 AM): ooh wow, he didn't know what torn wings meant. hahahahaha
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:17:38 AM): well ..we'll exorcise him anyways.
oX PerKy ONe Xo (12:17:40 AM): just in case.
Brattiegurl33 (12:21:36 AM): for shore... haha i punch ppl in the face who say it like that.. makes me wanna punch infants

so me &tasia boo are seriously the best.

oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:44:20 PM): so my laptop tried to commit suicide
Brattiegurl33 (8:44:25 PM): hahah
Brattiegurl33 (8:44:29 PM): how? ..
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:45:16 PM): it was just being a huge gayface &was all like "i hate my life ..i'm gonna go kill myself" &then i was on it &it was like "i'm crashing &frying my insides" &i was like whoa there computer, what are you doing? &now it won't let me get on it
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:46:13 PM): yeh ..so i'm on the downstairs computer
Brattiegurl33 (8:46:34 PM): hahaha
Brattiegurl33 (8:46:47 PM): are you gonna have funeral for it..
Brattiegurl33 (8:46:58 PM): or a temp one
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:47:47 PM): well i'm gonna bring it to the hospital ..&see if i can fix &make it not emo ..maybe i can get some crazy crazy good virus scanner for it ..so its like antidepressants
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:48:04 PM): but yeh ..whatever. i'm gonna need a new laptop if this one stays emo
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:48:13 PM): i could sell it to matt &then he can fix it, &i'll get a new one
Brattiegurl33 (8:48:49 PM): how would matt solve emo laptop's dpression>
Brattiegurl33 (8:48:54 PM): *depression?
oX PerKy ONe Xo (8:49:23 PM): i dunno ..he would probably just bring it into the store &get it fixed or ask his brother. his brother is like a freaking amazing computer psychologist for emo computers
Brattiegurl33 (8:50:18 PM): haha
Brattiegurl33 (8:50:24 PM): man o man i love our convos

JANUARY

1. Where did you spend New Years Eve?
PARTY AT AMBERS.

2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
I DID.

3. Does it snow where you live?
I GUESS.

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
I DO.

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
NEVER.

FEBRUARY

1. Who was your Valentine?
MATHEW MCBEE.

2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for all of your classmates?
SURE DID.

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
NOT AT ALL.

MARCH

1. Are you Irish?
SURE AM.

2. Did you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
DON'T REMEMBER.

3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006?
DON'T REMEMBER. 

4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
OF COURSE.

APRIL

1. Do you like the rain?
YEP.

2. Did you play an April Fools joke on anyone this year?
THINK SO.

3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
NOT REALLY.

4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
HEAVENS NO.

5. Do you love the month of April?
YES.

MAY

1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
ROSES?

2. Do you like the spring?
SURE DO.

3. Finish the phrase "April showers"
LOVE EM. GO PLAY.

4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring?
RAINBOW.

JUNE

1. Did you graduate highschool yet?
NOPE.

2. Did you realize nothing special happens in June?
JUNE IS FANTASTIC. 

JULY

1. What did you do on the Fourth of July?
HUNG OUT WITH THE FAMILY.

2. Did you go on any vacations during this month?
I DID.

3. Do you blast the A/C all day?
NEVER.

AUGUST

1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?
NOPE.

2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06?
HANGING OUT WITH MY BABE.

3. Did you have a sunburn?
DON'T BURN.

4. Do you go to the beach a lot?
LAKE.

SEPTEMBER

1. Did you attend school/college in '06?
INDEED.

2. Who is your favorite teacher?
TRACEWELL.

3. Do you like fall better than summer?
NOO.

OCTOBER

1. What was your Halloween costume?
FIRE MAN WOMAN.

2. What's your favorite candy?
BANANA'S FROM RUNTS.

3.What did you do for halloween?
HAND OUT CANDY.

NOVEMBER

1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
MY RESIDENCE.

2. Do you love stuffing?
YUCK. NO.

3. What are you thankful for?
FAMILY, FRIENDS &MUMBLES.

DECEMBER

1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
SURE DO.

2. If not, what do you celebrate?
N/A

3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
I THINK.

4. Get anything special this year?
YEP.

PACIFIC BEACH, Wash. - A 14-year-old Kitsap County girl was killed and her 13-year-old friend was seriously injured when they were repeatedly battered by a wave-tossed log at Pacific Beach State Park on the southwest Washington coast.

A tidal surge knocked them off the log yesterday afternoon. Grays Harbor County Undersheriff Rick Scott says the log landed on top of them and hit them again as more waves rolled in.

The 13-year-old was able to regain her senses and begin screaming for help.

The 14-year-old, Tayler Hokama, of Seabeck, sustained severe head injuries and was pronounced dead at Community Hospital in Aberdeen.

The 13-year-old, Brittany Hassett, of Silverdale, was transported to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, where she was reported to be recovering today.

Scott says the accident is a tragic example that the Pacific surf can be fascinating but deadly during winter storms.




Rest in peace babygirl;